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Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Tag: christmas

  • Panel One: Ian is drinking egg nog in front of christmas tree and lit fire place. Ian - Everyone talks about Santa magically delivering toys to every child in one night, but why aren’t we all talking about him out performing every competitive eater on the planet? Panel Two: Narrator Box: The North Pole Santa is inspecting his pants and jacket hanging in front of him with one of his reindeer. He is very skinny, and the clothes are for someone much fatter. Santa - It's 50% wool 50% spandex, but given how I fill up like a balloon with milk and cookies every year… the elves are still working on it. No one likes my body paint idea so far.

    The Skinny on Santa

    Dec 25, 2024

  • Panel One: A reindeer is standing upright, performing a safety brief in front of Santa as Santa sits in his sleigh, holding green reins. A recorded voice plays behind Santa Recorded Voice - Hello, and welcome aboard. Please focus your attention to sleigh crew for important flight information. Santa - Do we really need to do this? Panel Two: The reindeer is holding up a sign that shows a glass of milk and a single cookie with a red crossed out circle laid over them. Recorded Voice - Refreshments will not be served, because someone is fueling up on enough cookies and milk already. Santa (appearing shocked, and having dropped the reins) - HEY! I CAN’T HELP BEING LACTOSE INTOLERANT! Panel Three: The reindeer points to a no “ho-ho-ho” sign, which has lit up on the sleigh dash. The reindeer is tapping the sleigh next to the sign. Recorded Voice - During moments of high annoyance the reindeer will turn on the no ho-ho-ho light. Santa (points his thumb back at himself) - Well, buckle up Blitzen, because I only know one track and it’s on repeat!

    Christmas Co-workers

    Dec 24, 2023

  • Unfed Artist - 233 - The Gift Keeps Giving

    The Gift Keeps Giving

    Dec 09, 2022

  • The Xmas Album

    Dec 22, 2011

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