Unfed Artist - Low Setting
Unfed Artist - Low Setting
 

The Low Setting

For some reason smoothies have been relegated to hipster and health conscious groups, but making a smoothie has to be the most violent cooking method ever created. I mean - if you use a blender for too long it starts to cook the contents from friction. What else do you cook with FRICTION? That's just hard core. I don't care if you're pulverizing kale and mangoes...you should be very afraid every time you hit that pulse button.