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Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Panel One: Ian is wearing a full on Aladdin costume, driving a brown Jeep with Sean, who is in the passenger seat. Sean is bald, wearing a blue shirt and has a goatee with a white beard. Ian (singing with one hand held up out of the driver side window): You can show me around! I just moved here and I’m clueless. Tell me brother, where is a Cheba Hut from where we are? Panel Two: Same scene. Sean (points while singing in response): It’s over there! About 15 miles by car-pet ride. Panel 3:: Sean stops singing and looks sternly at Ian. A capuchin monkey has appeared and is bearing it’s teeth as it looks out the front of the Jeep. Sean: Now can you please put on normal clothing? This is Texas. We’re going to get shot.

Posted on May 26, 2023

Panel One: Ian is hanging out with unseen companion at a grocery store. They’re in the frozen food section. Ian - This is the ice cream I’m talking about! I don’t know how they do it but it’s delicious and easy to scoop right out of the freezer. Panel Two: Sean - Do they add some special additive? What are the ingredients? Ian - Man, I don’t know, I just shove it into my mouth, it’s gotten me this far. Panel Three: Narration Box: …eventually… Cut to Ian’s tombstone - Here Lies Ian - “I just shove it into my mouth, it’s gotten me this far.”

Posted on April 30, 2023

Posted on March 24, 2023

Panel One: Ian looks down over his blackout prep stuff. There is a backpack, a tow strap, a water bottle, a fuel bottle and a camping stove. Ian: Well that was really expensive, but I think I'm prepared for the next blackout. Panel Two: The power goes out, and the whole scene is suddenly cast in a dark blue hue. Panel Three: Ian has lit a match, and the light from the flame is casting an orange hue over the scene. The shadows are harsh. Ian: ...and I guess I am also prepared for being unable to afford the power bill after buying all this nonsense.

Posted on March 3, 2023

Posted on February 17, 2023

Unfed Artist - 234 - Reason to Live

Posted on January 28, 2023

Unfed Artist - 233 - The Gift Keeps Giving

Posted on December 9, 2022

Unfed Artist - 232 - Lifeguards Assemble!

Posted on November 25, 2022

Unfed Artist - 231 - Terminology

Posted on November 11, 2022

Posted on October 28, 2022

Unfed Artist - 229 - Swimming On Up

Posted on October 21, 2022

Posted on October 7, 2022

Posted on September 30, 2022

Unfed Artist - The Legend of Dunderhead

Posted on August 26, 2022

Unfed Artist - 225 - A Name to Reckon With

Posted on August 12, 2022

Unfed Artist - 224 - Dancing with Danger

Posted on July 29, 2022

Unfed Artist - Mis Pantalones Verdes

Posted on July 15, 2022

Unfed Artist - Tasteful

Posted on July 8, 2022

Posted on July 1, 2022

Posted on June 24, 2022

Unfed Artist - Beauty on the Inside

Posted on June 17, 2022

Posted on June 10, 2022

Posted on June 3, 2022

Unfed Artist - Rock's Bottom

Posted on May 27, 2022

Unfed Artist - Feline Fancy Car Review

Posted on May 19, 2022

Posted on April 22, 2022

Posted on April 4, 2022

The Value of a Person Part Two

Posted on February 28, 2022

Unfed Artist - Cleaning House

Posted on February 7, 2022

Meta-Verse - The Mix Matrix pt 3

Posted on January 7, 2022