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Panel One:

Ian is drinking egg nog in front of christmas tree and lit fire place.
Ian - Everyone talks about Santa magically delivering toys to every child in one night, but why aren’t we all talking about him out performing every competitive eater on the planet?

Panel Two:

Narrator Box: The North Pole

Santa is inspecting his pants and jacket hanging in front of him with one of his reindeer. He is very skinny, and the clothes are for someone much fatter.

Santa - It's 50% wool 50% spandex, but given how I fill up like a balloon with milk and cookies every year… the elves are still working on it.

No one likes my body paint idea so far.
 

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A half empty bottle of hot sauce with a label containing Ian's cartoon saying, "I really need to learn how to cook...but..." and the name of the sauce, "MAYBE THIS WILL FIX IT?"

As fate would have it – the option to get white labeled hot sauce customized exists! I’m guessing anything from car dealerships to doctors offices probably have bottles of the same custom labeled hot sauce this year. I could be the lone web comic creator with hot sauce, but something tells me that won’t help the career.

Anyway – friends and family this year are getting an extremely exclusive hot sauce that tastes like all the other ones that the other customers bought. It’s so exclusive that I’m out of it. Depending on feedback, I may restock but it’s more likely going to be a one time thing.

Happy holidays everyone – I may not be able to send you hot sauce as thanks for reading my comics, but you’re appreciated none the less! See you all in 2025!