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Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Tag: insurance

  • 1st Panel: Ian is in his car, speaking on the phone while looking at a tracking device plugged into his car, under the dashboard. Ian: So this thing only tracks my driving? Nothing else? Insurance Rep (on phone): That’s right! Don’t worry - we won’t spy on you. 2nd Panel: Narration - “The Next Year”. Two insurance agents listen to a laptop playing a recording. Recording of Ian - “Oh $#(%! Don’t Die, DON’T DIE!” 3rd Panel: Same scene. Progressive Staff Male - I think Ian is doing much better lately, don’t you? Staff Supervisor Female - Yeah I guess I lose our bet.

    Snapshot

    Nov 08, 2024

  • Panel One Ian is getting an eye exam. His chin rests on a stand while an optometrist exams his eyes. Optometrist - Your vision is awful, but we can fix you. We have the technology. Panel Two Narration Box - Surgery Day Ian is in a hospital gown in a hospital room, sitting up on the bed. The doctor is showing him a piece of paper. Doctor - Ready to see better? Just sign this waiver that lets me off the hook if I make your vision worse! I’ll still get paid of course! Panel Three Ian is is running away down the hospital corridor. A red EKG heart line is seen in the background a la “The Six Million Dollar Man”. The doctor is leaning out the open door, holding up a pair of glasses. Doctor - Come on! You’ll only owe thousands of dollars, even with your insurance! Now how about a pair of $1500 glasses?

    In Network, Out of Money

    Aug 04, 2023

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    Old Fashioned Charm

    Jul 01, 2022

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