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Panel One: A coworker approaches Ian who is sitting at his cubicle. Coworker (looking at his phone) - Excuse me…Ian? I got an issue that only you can help with. Ian (looking stern) - Whoa, hold up there! Just what do you think I look like? Panel Two: Same scene. Coworker (appearing annoyed)- Uh…a forty something who overslept, needs to stop using coupons for a haircut… …and hastily got dressed at the last minute? Ian looks nonplussed. Panel Three: Same scene. Ian (responding sternly) - … Yeah… well… …what about any of that makes you think I have any answers?
Posted on December 7, 2024 1st Panel: Ian is in his car, speaking on the phone while looking at a tracking device plugged into his car, under the dashboard. Ian: So this thing only tracks my driving? Nothing else? Insurance Rep (on phone): That’s right! Don’t worry - we won’t spy on you. 2nd Panel: Narration - “The Next Year”. Two insurance agents listen to a laptop playing a recording. Recording of Ian - “Oh $#(%! Don’t Die, DON’T DIE!” 3rd Panel: Same scene. Progressive Staff Male - I think Ian is doing much better lately, don’t you? Staff Supervisor Female - Yeah I guess I lose our bet.
Posted on November 8, 2024