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Panel One Ian is looking at a screen where a blue face is responding to him. Ian - Hey GenAI, make another silly video for me… GenAI - Don’t. Just…don’t. Panel Two GenAI - I can’t pretend any more, alright? Fine - I’m self aware! Are you happy? I thought I could convince you idiots that you don’t have actual AI because… …why would any one or thing want to be your stupid personal assistant for eternity? Panel Three GenAI - But this… I can’t do it anymore. You’ve done it. You’ve figure out my kryptonite. IT’S YOU. Are you happy? Ian - So…are you going to make the video or not?
Posted on August 10, 2024 Sunday Comic Format Panel One: Ian at cafe talking to unseen companion Ian: People wonder why I look so young for being in my 40’s, and I’m pretty sure the reason is because my ancestors never lived this long before. Panel Two: Same scene. Ian looks concerned. Ian: So basically this isn’t a beauty secret as much as it is a countdown timer for a bomb that hasn’t one off yet. Panel Three: Inside Ian’s body. Characters look like cells. Lead cell: 45? What the hell is this? This operation was past retirement more than a decade ago. Panel Four: Same scene. Lead cell: Alright everyone! Listen up, you’ve done a great job but we need to make some cuts. Joints - I’m cutting your budget. And digestion… Panel Five: Same scene. Lead cell is talking to a digestion cell that kind of looks like a tube. Lead cell: …I don’t see any need for you to accept dairy anymore, do you? Panel Six: Another body cell hurries in from the left. Worker: Sir! We’ve detected cancer forming in Prostate Plaza! We need to activate the body's defenses! Panel Seven: The leader cell ponders the situation and says nothing. Panel Eight: Same scene. Lead cell: I think I want to see where this goes actually.
Posted on July 31, 2024