I've been blessed with client work, and so naturally my mind thought up the most unprofessional scenario I could engage in for the project.

I don't know where the thought of the black turtleneck and beret for costuming my cartoon character comes from, but as ever I'm worried it's all showing my age. Even the steepled fingers in panel two and the callous removal of the glasses in the last panel seem hackneyed and old fashioned depictions of art snobbery. If there was a forth panel, I assume Ian would be riding off in a penny farthing while holding a glass of wine with his nose turned up.