Panel One:
Ian in a used car commercial style apparel (Plaid Sports Coat, slicked back hair).
Ian - Come on down to Hastily Drawn comics and get your fill of work done so rapidly, you can't be sure it's finished.
Panel Two:
Ian - Take this stick figure that says I owe you a punchline...
Boy howdy, if that was any more slapdash you'd think we were using a rubber stamp to make these!
Panel Three:
Ian at his drawing table.
Ian - Rubber Stamp...
Now that's actually an idea...