The innocence of children is so amazing....FOR COMEDIC MATERIAL. I'm probably not breaking new ground by stating that, but when you're hitting deadlines and the funny well is dry... well, thank God for children. Where else could I find a punchline for parasitic infections in the classroom? Also - EWWWWW.
Panel 1:
Ian is picking up Benji at school; Benji is pointing at a girl getting picked up by her parents.
Benji - Uncle Ian! Guess what?
Ian - Hey nephew! What?
Benji - Lucy has pinworms.
Panel 2:
Ian has a one-on-one with Benji.
Ian - Wow. Uh...ok, but maybe try to tell me stuff like that in private so we don't embarrass your friends.
Panel 3:
Benji responds to Ian.
Benji - OK, I can tell you Jacob has lice when we're in your car.
Ian - That'a boy.