This comic is so stupid, but I was struggling with ideas and then one night I made myself guacamole and was inspired. Yes - you have seen behind the curtain, and it's actually dumber than you imagined.

As an aside, I did try to do homework - did you know that Catholic priests can bless pretty much anything? 

Blessing in the Catholic Church

Imagine my disbelief when I realized not only is my comic plausible, it may not even be original. This could be a typical Thursday for all I know.