This comic is becoming less about my art business career and more about my body slowly getting better at humiliating me.
Panel One:
Ian looking at himself in a mirror. He's holding up a hand to his right ear, where in the mirror a long hair is clearly growing out of the top of his earlobe.
Ian (Narration Box): I found an uncomfortably long hair growing on my ear this morning.
Panel Two:
Ian at the cafe. He's sitting at a table and pointing to his ear.
Ian: Let's not even get into how I missed it for 2 inches of time...
...there's no way that no one else didn't see it, and decided that I was growing it out on PURPOSE.
Panel Three:
Extreme closeup of Ian's right ear with a long curly single hair sticking out on top. In the background a barista is starting at it uncomfortably.
Barista: Large coffee and a bagel for Ian?