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Sunday Format Strip:

Panel One: Long panel showing Ian holding his hurting back. While opening mailbox.
Ian - I feel lucky that the only thing revealing how old I actually am is this back pain.

Panel Two: Ian opens up a letter and reads it with a smile.
Ian - Nice! My AARP card finally arrived. Time for discounts at Denny’s!

Panel Three: Ian smiling while speaking, wearing a red shirt.
Narration: MORE Signs Ian is OLD
Ian - Oh, that reminds me of a Wilford Brimley oatmeal commercial.

Panel Four: Ian in a gray hoodie, playing a handheld video game system.
Ian - My first video game system was a Colecovision that I’m pretty sure I had to wind up with a hand crank.

Panel Five: Ian sitting at a desk looking at the Wikipedia entry for Jimmy Carter on a computer monitor.
Ian - Huh - I guess I was born during the Carter administration.

Panel Six: Ian happily talking on a cell phone.
Ian - Ohhh…I recently got a two for one deal on foot cream…so I’m doing pretty good!

Panel Seven: Ian in a business suit and tie, listening to music playing overhead.
Ian - Is Taylor Swift some new type of golf club?

Panel Eight: Ian holding his head in despair on a park bench. A man walking his dog is in the background and a single tree sits at the top of a small hill behind Ian’s bench.
Ian - I think I’m ready to move back in with my parents.