My insurance gives me a discount for having a nanny device in the car. Most of the time it doesn’t like it when I brake too quickly - but I wouldn’t be surprised if it tracks other stuff.




1st Panel: Ian is in his car, speaking on the phone while looking at a tracking device plugged into his car, under the dashboard.
Ian: So this thing only tracks my driving? Nothing else?
Insurance Rep (on phone): That’s right! Don’t worry - we won’t spy on you.
2nd Panel: Narration - “The Next Year”. Two insurance agents listen to a laptop playing a recording.
Recording of Ian - “Oh $#(%! Don’t Die, DON’T DIE!”
3rd Panel: Same scene.
Progressive Staff Male - I think Ian is doing much better lately, don’t you?
Staff Supervisor Female - Yeah I guess I lose our bet.