As I get older, my visits to the doctor are more frequent and, thanks to the internet, I try to enter the arena with some research done in advance. It occurred to me that doctors probably get tired of idiots like myself self-diagnosing and not even getting close; so I'm debating the opposite approach.

Either way I don't think the insurance company is going to let me get out of paying an arm and a leg...or I guess a gripper grabber thingy and one of the things I put shoes on?