Listen - I personally think the smokey sweetness of chocolate chips pairs well with the savoriness of bacon. Add a solid cup of coffee to the ensemble and you have one of my favorite breakfast options.

But bagel shops always seem to critique this - like I'm trying to buy shares of Twitter or something. This last time - the kid behind the counter genuinely looked at me like I was ordering from their trash can or something. He confirmed my order, twice, a little too loudly, like he was warning the other staff that he's not making a mistake...someone is ordering this.

Anyway I'll probably go there again tomorrow to celebrate finishing another comic. Some people open champagne...I make minimum wage workers wonder if they're on a prank show apparently.