Unfed Artist - The Door Fee
Unfed Artist - The Door Fee

Intro Panel - a Comedy Club stage with brick wall. On the wall a sign reads: "Hah Ha Hut"
Host introducing - Let's keep it going for the next comedian!
Ian on the stage - Heyo everyone, thank you! Thank you!
Panel 2
Ian - Before we get going, I'm just going to put it out there that I'm not a highly paid comic, so be prepared for discount comedy.
Panel 3
Ian - Today's gig is a bit special though, the manager told me he has someone on the inside that can get me breakfast at McDonalds anytime I want!
Panel 4
Ian - So - I feel like I'm moving up in the biz!
Audience Member - They already do that for anyone.
Panel 5
Ian - Thank you, please hold your applaus...wait what? You're serious?
Panel 6
Ian walking off the panel
Panel 7
Sound effect of microphone hitting floor - THUNK
Panel 8
Host running on stage looking unsettled - Wow what a performance! Let's keep it going for the next comedian!

The Door Fee

Heyo reader! Here's my first "big" and "involved" comic for your approval; which I'm calling a "Sunday" strip even though it's released on a Monday for you (if you support me). If you don't support me on Patreon - may I tempt you?

It feels good to get the color going again, and thankfully I think there wasn't a better comic to do this on since otherwise it'd be hard for me to show spotlights on a brick wall in just black and white.

Regarding the content - no I didn't do any standup comedy, nor have I accepted payment in egg mcmuffin meals. To be honest, as an Unfed Artist it might not be out of the realm of possibility. So far - I'm still happily receiving graphic design checks that allow me to buy all day breakfast at multiple venues across the valley, in addition to also paying for other things like rent and exercise equipment to burn off the fast food calories.

So - I feel like I'm moving up in the biz!

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