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Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Unfed Artist

Ian Castruita's Webcomic about anything that he thought was funny. Your mileage may vary.

Tag: comic

  • Panel One Ian is getting avocados at a grocery store, and a black woman approaches him. Woman - Excuse me? How tall are you? Ian looks non-plussed. - Uh….five six? Panel Two Same scene. Woman - Oh. My friends are setting me up with someone five nine, and you seem tall enough - so I guess I wouldn’t mind him. Ian - (says nothing, but looks bewildered) Panel Three Game Show stage. The title is “Is it Flirting?” Host - Well, what do you think? Ian - I’m going to say “No” - I’m pretty sure she just didn’t know what rulers are.

    One Imperial Ian

    Feb 07, 2024

  • Sunday Format: Panel One Ian is moving to Texas. Narrator: How people view Texas Apartment Manager - Well welcome to your new home! How many guns do you need to register? Ian - Oh? I don’t have any. Panel Two The Clerk hands Ian a gun. Ian looks scared. Clerk - It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. Panel Three Ian is walking by a Dairy Hut. There’s a poster for a Churro Dipped Cone in the store window. Ian - What in tarnation? Panel Four Ian - Yaaah hoo! Ian is begins shooting two six shooters into the sky. Panel Five A cop responds, angrily holding out his hand while preparing to draw his own gun. Cop - Y’all need to lower your weapon and explain yourself! Ian - I just found out there’s Churro Dipped Cones at Dairy Hut! Panel Six The cop begins firing two sidearms into the air. Cop - What?! Panel Seven An old lady letting loose a tommy gun into the air. Her walker is in front of her Lady - Churro Cones Y’all! Panel Eight Narrator: How Texas actually is… Ian - If I buy an ice cream cone I probably can’t afford rent… …y’all.

    Churro Dipped Texas

    Oct 06, 2023

  • Unfed Artist® 227 - Rhymes with Holy Unfed Artist and Unfed Artist Logo ® Registered Copyrights of Unfed Artist, LLC. All images copyright © 2022 Unfed Artist, LLC

    Rhymes with Holy

    Sep 30, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - 225 - A Name to Reckon With

    A Name to Reckon With

    Aug 12, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - 224 - Dancing with Danger

    Dancing with Danger

    Jul 29, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - Mis Pantalones Verdes

    Mis Pantalones Verdes

    Jul 15, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - Tasteful

    Tasteful

    Jul 08, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - Reverse Psychology Unfed Artist and Unfed Artist Logo ® Registered Copyrights of Unfed Artist, LLC. All images copyright © 2022 Unfed Artist, LLC

    Reverse Psychology

    Jun 24, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - Beauty on the Inside

    Beauty on the Inside

    Jun 17, 2022

  • Unfed Artist - Out of Network Unfed Artist and Unfed Artist Logo ® Registered Copyrights of Unfed Artist, LLC. All images copyright © 2022 Unfed Artist, LLC

    Out of Network

    Jun 10, 2022

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Characters

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Locations

Amity Island apartment Art Class Austin Barber Shop body Bookstore Cafe Car Dealer Church Factory Florida Graveyard Grocery Store Hospital House kitchen mall Medical School molehill Mountain movie theater North Pole Oak Bluffs Ocean outdoors Plane Pool Restaurant School Space taxi Texas The Construct The Deckhand The Lair Tortilla Office United Nations Vale of Dunderhead Washington DC Wild West
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