Have you ever bought a really nice trash can? It does all the same things a cheap trash can does, but better somehow.

I know I'm being a jerk about this, but after buying one myself, I'm just dumbfounded how I got convinced this was the way to go. It would have been better to save the money and buy something cheaper, but now I just have something expensive and nice that will impress no one since I don't entertain guests.

Ah well. It won't be the last time I do this.